Two of my fav artists (Anya Marina and Tristan Prettyman) got together last night and whipped up a quick little ditty about Lindsay checking herself into rehab. Its hilarious! Take a listen
http://www.myspace.com/anyamarina 
Sorry, forgot to add the lyrics:
lindsay
you better check yourself
check yourself
before you wreck yourself
lindsay
you got to drink the coke
drink the coke
but don't you snort the coke
why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!
lindsay
you got a watter bottle
that aint no water bottle
that be a vodka bottle
lindsay
wilmers no good for you
harry morton too
jared leto wont do
why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!
lindsay
you know where stoked for you
oh we're so proud of you
we know youll make it through
we're so proud of you
why so
why so low?
why solo?
LOHAN!