Hilary: Baby, I have some pretty exciting news.
Joel: Oh yeah?
Hilary: I'm up for the main role in the new live-action remake: Mr. Ed: The Glory Years
Joel: Wow... (cringes in embarrassment)
Hilary: I knowww, right!! I'm already practicing my facial expressions and dramatic interpretations and all of that. I think this one's pretty powerful: "NEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"