^^I agree; however, you have to admit, for a "star" yard sale (it felt strange typing those words together), a turnout of 300 pretty much sucks. I mean, I'm from a small, trashy town in the deep South, and we have yard sales featuring deflated truck tires and meth-lab equipment and broken band saws that draw 300 people. Poor Tori; can't even have a successful yard sale!
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