Way off topic ... but an interesting holiday story: either last Thanksgiving or the one prior, a woman walking down the street was hit by a frozen turkey thrown from a moving vehicle. Now, (I said it was off topic, didn't I?) I try so hard not to laugh every time I think about this because the woman was seriously injured. I mean, can you imagine just walking down the street minding your own business and then ......BLAM hit in the face with a 20 pound frozen fucking turkey??? I also have the gift of semi-understanding where the turkey-chucker may have been coming from - worked hard all year, and instead of a day off or a little bonus, he got a frozen turkey from his employer.... fuck the turkey, tosses it out the car window, oops, I hit someone.
That's all, I'm done rambling now.
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