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Page 6 reports that Lindsay Lohan was spotted at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting yesterday morning in Los Angeles. Says a friend of Lohan’s:
“She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around - this time for good. She is out of control.”
There’s been no comment from Lohan, but her vagina released a statement through its spokesorgan saying, “This couldn’t come at a worse possible time. Brit’s vag is out there flashing its stuff for the paparazzi everyday and I’m nowhere to be seen. Let me breathe!”
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