http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/07/only-i...n-hello-hilton
Just when you thought Paris Hilton mania couldn't get any bigger,
Sanrio, the folks behind Hello Kitty, have taken it to another level. They have created a signature Hello Kitty figure with a Paris Hilton look. Sorry folks, it's only available in Japan.
Gallery of the Absurd version:
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.co...se_paris_.html
The following announcement is written in
Engrish:
Sanrio gracefully announce in a recently a
Paris Hilton version of
Hello Kitty doll. Only available in Japan. Makes the hoards of U.S.
Paris Hilton fans filled with sadness and regret...until now.
Gallery of Absurdly make
Paris Hilton Doll for American fans today because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath when
dancing in nightclub or
showing offness to paparazzi of camera. Plincess Paris comes with two friends: Crabby and Tinklebell. Tinklebell pup having sadness because she used as fashion accessory instead of like other dogs. Her wishness is to frolicsome in breezy meadow with refresh, but Paris not let her. Crabby live under dress of Paris Hilton and enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine. Paris like to shamelessly show Crabby off and one sees photos of him all over internet if one should look closely with braveness. Wishness of careful feeling of satisfaction beauty? Please buy doll after acknowledgement of scornful. Your dreams come true in spirit of happy vapid.
Illustration created using design concepts inspired by Japanese product packaging and design principles of "Engrish".

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