[buttmunch]

The thing is this: what if you're in a horrible accident and end up at the hospital where Dr. House works? Your eyelashes start growing as you lie in a coma and they don't stop growing. Dr. House and his little minions think this is some underlying problem and start treating you with horrible drugs that make your hair fall out? Then you pop out of the coma and what have you got? No hair on your head but luscious hair on your eyes that is so long you can braid it, which you'll probably have to do since it'll be blocking your vision...which won't matter, of course, if you've gone blind from the nasty experimental drugs they tried on you.