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Originally Posted by HWBL
In horror movies> most creepy things happen at night or during bad weather. When people hear something in the house they GO where they hear it, they hardly ever run out of the house or get help.
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^Oh, that's a good one. Of course, let's go investigate the creepy noise.

Yeah right.
Other cliches:
Phone numbers always start with 555-
Women ALWAYS fall when being chased (horror movies).
A car that has been working fine all movie conveniently dies when the killer is three feet away.
The killer WALKS slowly, yet somehow he is able to catch up to a character who has been RUNNING.