What's wrong with this picture?
1. When you have 50 cubic feet of hair bunched up
on the back of your head, you look like the Bride of Frankenstein.
2. If you look like you're craning your neck all the time,
it's not the most comfortable pose.
3. When you're upstaged by a spiral tree, you need a new hairstylist.
4. Er..
5. That's all, really.
And remember, normally I like Posh Spice. That's why I'm being
constructively critical.