Re: Jessica Simpson arrives at the Teen Choice Awards (08/20/2006)
Why does she always look so stiff when she poses, like she's a toy soldier with a stick up her ass? That's why she looks weird. With Nick, she always had him to hold on to, or drape herself over. Without Nick she just looks insecure and awkward.
She does look squat and manly, somehow too. Damn!
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