Oh, Jordache. I'm sorry 'bout all yer on-and-off relationship woes. I'm also sad for yer latest flicks--which fail on a lotta freakin' levels.
I think it's Kirsten Dunst: she has an on-again/off-again relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. Plus, she's done like, a million movies. Have her latest movies failed on a lotta freakin' levels? I haven't seen any of the Spiderman franchise, but I'm sure Wimbledon and Mona Lisa Smile sucked.
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