[SVZ]

Booze?

Tara Reid spent her Monday drunk, wandering around Los Angeles looking for more booze.

Man, I'm almost seeing triple! That absinthe enema really wore off fast...

I hear cellphones scramble your brain? I wonder if that'll make me drunk
"Hello?"
Ricky? How the heck am I hearing you? Oh my god! You're like in the phone!
"Tara are you drunk?"
Hey Ricky..have you wondered why people drink coca-cola? I mean it's like...it's black. That's like the most unappealing color for a food or drink you could choose? I mean...it's like Hey! Drink this black stuff! Oh my god! It's like SO weird.

I wonder if there's booze in my purse...wouldn't it be cool if my purse was, like, made out of booze? Then I'd never be sober.