ok DirtyPool this ones for you!
so here is what happens on the first day i went in and every other time i went; 45 minutes beforehand you put a numbing cream on so when you arrive you go to the bathroom and put on a special skirt and wipe off the numbing cream w/ water and a towel, then i walk across the hall to the little room and sit in a chair and spread my legs which meet at my feet like a diamond: }<>-->-o (me) like that <> (my spreadeagle legs) and the lady puts a gel on my netherregions where she's gonna lazor and btw you have to shave everywhere you want to be lazored and leave hairy what you don't want lazored. then she takes the lazor wand thingy and zaps away and you can feel each hair follicle as it gets zapped to death. She goes in rows across the top and then along the sides and my thighs and down and stuff. Then she wipes off the gel and puts on hydrocordizone all over to prevent swelling i guess but i never had a problem w/ that. then for the next week afterwards you can shave and you're supposed to wipe w/ a wet washcloth gently the burnt stubs away as they surface throughout the week. i don't think i missed any detail but if i do i'll add it later