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Old June 4th, 2006, 10:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
ultrafabviolet
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Default Re: Brad Pitt jealous of Angelina Jolie's bodyguard

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Originally Posted by IheartParis
She picked her bodyguard as a godparent?
Help me to understand this.

"Angelina [NOT she and the Pittsman], 30, has asked the minder, who she sees as her baby's spiritual guardian, to become godfather to Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt."

Uh . . . Braddad? (Jack Bauer voice) "You are SO screwed."

As for the soon-to-be former Mister Jollies, he knows as well as anyone what exists at the core of his beloved lying hypocrite (OOPS! Was I thinking aloud again? So sorry. Just the same, there is that now seemingly ridiculous Jolie diatribe:
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Angelina, on having an affair with a married man: "Absolutely not ... To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not, could not, look at myself in the morning if I did that."
SOURCE: http://marriage.about.com/od/enterta...p/bradpitt.htm

Be sure not to miss how "She wore black leather pants and a white shirt that had her husband's name written in her own blood on the back," when she married Johnny Lee. Billy Blood? Nothing she had not done before.

The fact is, she could not make it work with her previous manboytoys (it's a Namibian word meaning "I'm in it for the sex"), and indications are that she is not going to make it work with the sperm donor who became HER (possessive shefreak that she is) baby's father.

Early on in their relationship [sic], one blogger referred to "Brangelina" as a "strategic alliance." Given her track record and what we are now witnessing, the picture makes sense.

http://abbylina-jolie.blogspot.com/

Brad is not the first, neither is he likely to be the last--that is, so long as there is a married man on the planet.

On the upside, Brad will soon be able to commiserate with Billy Bob and Johnny Lee, et al. Nice.

Oh ya; it's over except for the shoutin'.

Through the snowflakes in my crystal orb I see an announcement by Labor day.

Vi
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