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Wonderwoman · May 16th, 2006, 07:51 PM

I don't think this will be on Paris's album....."

IN the latest addition to the caustic canon of songs about Paris Hilton, comic Mark Manne offers, "Everything That is Wrong with America Today (a k a The Paris Hilton Song)." Manne performed the snarky acoustic ballad at the Laugh Factory last weekend. Among Manne's lyrical highlights: "Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat/Because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat/Paris Hilton, why did they name you after that city?/'Cause Scranton Hilton has got a nice ring, a nice ring to me/Paris, do you sleep on a big pile of cash?/You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the 'House of Wax'/'Cause you got no talent, you can't act, and you can't sing/You're not that pretty, you're not that hot, you're not even interesting/You're so mean, all bathed in green, a sex machine, until your cellphone rings, until your cellphone rings/Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name?/Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'? No! It's cause you'll have sex with anything/You're so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen/Go away, just go away from here, go away."

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May 16th, 2006, 07:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Wonderwoman Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Paradise Island Posts: 1,234	I don't think this will be on Paris Hilton's album I don't think this will be on Paris's album....." IN the latest addition to the caustic canon of songs about Paris Hilton, comic Mark Manne offers, "Everything That is Wrong with America Today (a k a The Paris Hilton Song)." Manne performed the snarky acoustic ballad at the Laugh Factory last weekend. Among Manne's lyrical highlights: "Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat/Because you pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat/Paris Hilton, why did they name you after that city?/'Cause Scranton Hilton has got a nice ring, a nice ring to me/Paris, do you sleep on a big pile of cash?/You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the 'House of Wax'/'Cause you got no talent, you can't act, and you can't sing/You're not that pretty, you're not that hot, you're not even interesting/You're so mean, all bathed in green, a sex machine, until your cellphone rings, until your cellphone rings/Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name?/Is it the short skirts? No! 'The Simple Life'? No! It's cause you'll have sex with anything/You're so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen/Go away, just go away from here, go away." http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/65979.html