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bella · May 16th, 2006, 02:14 PM

That's my theory too (somerset, not frank)

She was actually pregnant to some guy (Chris Klein maybe), then met Tom Cruise, and he saw as the perfect beard/incubator for his spawn. She told him she was pregnan so they came up with the cunning plan of 'extending' the pregnancy with padding and cushions, to ensure the 'birth' coincided nicely with the premier of MI3. I do believe she was pregnant once because

- she has stretch marks now
- her stomach looks just like a new mother's stomach would (size-wise)
- she did chunk up quite a lot in the 'early stages' (which would actually be the later stages, when women normally chunk up

So the last few weeks/months of her 'prgnancy' were fake as we could tell because:

- those videos where she was shoe-shopping showed someone who was not moving like a heavily pregnant women
- her legs etc actually slimmed down towards the 'end' of her pregnancy when actually she had already given birth
- we still haven't seen the bloody baby!

May 16th, 2006, 02:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
bella Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,445	Re: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at the baseball park (05/16/2006) That's my theory too (somerset, not frank) She was actually pregnant to some guy (Chris Klein maybe), then met Tom Cruise, and he saw as the perfect beard/incubator for his spawn. She told him she was pregnan so they came up with the cunning plan of 'extending' the pregnancy with padding and cushions, to ensure the 'birth' coincided nicely with the premier of MI3. I do believe she was pregnant once because - she has stretch marks now - her stomach looks just like a new mother's stomach would (size-wise) - she did chunk up quite a lot in the 'early stages' (which would actually be the later stages, when women normally chunk up So the last few weeks/months of her 'prgnancy' were fake as we could tell because: - those videos where she was shoe-shopping showed someone who was not moving like a heavily pregnant women - her legs etc actually slimmed down towards the 'end' of her pregnancy when actually she had already given birth - we still haven't seen the bloody baby!