New game.
You list the ways, humorous or not, that a celebrity in Hollywood can know that their career in show business is officially in the toilet. Here's a few.
Your career is over when..
..you find yourself on the talk show circuit with Danny Bonaduce and Todd Bridges.
...your personal appearances at shopping malls are outdrawn by the half off sale at 'Cheese & Sausage World'
...the telethon you're appearing on is for you so you can keep the electricity on in your apartmen.
...you show up for a taping of 'Circus of the Stars' and they hand you a shovel and bucket with instructions for cleaning up after the elephants and staying out of the way of the camera men.
...your name is a stumper in the parlor game "Are They Dead Or Alive?"
...talk show hosts regularly begin their introduction of you with "A few of you may remember...."
...you record a song with lyrics about killing babies, eating puppies, sexually molesting the Pope and burning down the Vatican and no one cares or even notices at all.