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Teceth · May 5th, 2006, 09:13 AM

Well, of course she's tired, she already had a toddler to take care of. The only difference between Tom and an actual toddler is that with a toddler, you have to make sure they don't stick forks in the electrical outlets, but with Tom, you have to make sure he doesn't stick light bulbs in his rectum.

May 5th, 2006, 09:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Teceth Bronze Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 236	Re: Kate Holmes and Tom Cruise at MI 3 LA Premiere (05/04/2006) Well, of course she's tired, she already had a toddler to take care of. The only difference between Tom and an actual toddler is that with a toddler, you have to make sure they don't stick forks in the electrical outlets, but with Tom, you have to make sure he doesn't stick light bulbs in his rectum. __________________ Well-behaved women seldom make history - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich