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# 8 | Aisling | DEVELOPMENT TIMELINE FOR SCIENTOLOGY BABIES
1st month: Can see things about 10 inches away
2nd month: Can see into its past life as a Roman Emperor shopping on Planet Kroger in Galaxy Theta
3rd month: Smiles at faces
4th month: Begins recruiting new members
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10th month: Begins talking
11th month: Begins telling others how they should live their lives
12th month: Begins walking
13th month: Begins jumping on couches