So, we're supposed to believe that both Brooke and Katie have borne the fruits of their wombs on this same day and what appears to be within hours of each other.
Hmmmmmm. . . .
CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY!
The whole "Tom attacks Brooke thing and vice-versa" was a ruse, a scam, a scandal and an outrage.
I'm done.
I am just done.
Besides, I harfta finish my barbecued baloney and Cheez-Whiz sammich and watch the syndicated Simpsons.
Priorities you know.
Vi