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Old April 18th, 2006, 08:02 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Default Re: Tom Cruise and his blackberry love messages from Katie Holmes

He may have knocked her up but he still can't talk to her about the highly secret, fantastic knowledge and enlightenment he's gained from becoming an OTVII. If he did, he'd have to kill her...maybe by smothering her with that pillow she's been lugging around all these months.
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