April 16th, 2006, 02:32 AM
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Re: Alec Baldwin slams Paris Hilton over sex tape
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Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
Actor ALEC BALDWIN has slammed and banged socialite PARIS HILTON for making a sex tape with RICK SALOMON instead of inviting him to costar in it, insisting she was "dumb" and should have known better and cut him a slice of that loose pussy action.
THE COOLER star claims he doesn't find Hilton attractive just incredibly hot and sexy and is shocked by her lack of common sense plus legs wide open to everyone else but him.
He explains, "When I did THE CAT IN THE HAT I had a scene with her but it wasn't the scene I wanted to do. She was lovely, very sweet yet refused to snort coke off my cock or do the scene nude.
"But she decides to make a video with a guy whose lack of ethics wafts off him like cologne (yeah, I'm jealous as hell and don't care who knows it) who you can see from 50 feet away is trash but hung better than I am and that makes me crazy? She puts the 'd in 'dumb'" and I put the 'J' in jealous bitter fattie.
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 You have been channeling ourmaninbusan!!!!
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