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Lindsay Lohan's gravity-defying couture dress gave the peri-pubescent audience of the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards something slightly more interesting to watch than Robin Williams getting slimed.

The Herbie: Fully Loaded star, who flounced onstage to pick up her award for favorite movie actress, rejuvenated the tired field of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions over the weekend when an errant breeze - or possibly Paris Hilton furiously working backstage bellows - caused Lohan's Gucci skirts to magically rise