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Thread: Jessica and Joe Simpson arrive at the 2006 MTV Music Awards (08/31/2006)

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    Default Jessica and Joe Simpson arrive at the 2006 MTV Music Awards (08/31/2006)









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    I HATE the spandex dress

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    She has no facial expression.

    I'm surprised Daddy dearest isn't looking down at her boobs since he frequently comments about it.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    She's not very good at doing the sexy pout.. looks more like a fish mouth

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    Not looking good here at all.

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    Why is she standing sideways? To show off her flatter than flat ass? She looks real chubby, Spandex cannot hide that much weight gain. eew.

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    Not an attractive hairstyle on her. She should have put on some of her extensions.

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    Hmm..she is not looking good at all, she looks really manly and not attractive. IMO she really looks her best when she is more natural..... not so much makeup and a normal smile not a forced, fake pout/smile.

    She needs to stop the different hairstyle every day routine. I'd get sick of changing my hair so much.

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    it looks like she's obsessed with herself. She definitely needs a nosejob and her ass is extremely flat.

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    Nick got out of the marriage just in time.

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    Wow, she looks like absolute ass. I wonder if she knows it. I'd feel pretty bad showing up to some event looking like crap if my ex was going to be there too, especially if his new girlfriend obviously looked a hell of a lot better than I did.

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    Did Jessica forget how to stand like a normal human being? She standing like a linebacker with gas pains.

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    She is SO not cute.
    Too many idiots, not enough villages.

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    She's getting really unattractive now.

    Her legs are about 10 shades oranger than the rest of her body and her face is looking very angular.

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    I can't stand her, but at least she got rid of those nasty hair extensions. Papa Joe makes me wanna puke.
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