Kelly Osbourne has revealed the startling secret on her slimming, new figure. She has put down the
Jammie Dodgers cookies for good. From being a rather large cookie herself, it looks like just her breasts are left to turn back in to the human she truly is.
Ozzy Osbourne’s little girl is doing her share up growing up, and avoiding eating bats. Kelly was pictured in the
Mirror this week after loosing some noticeable pounds. The weight dropped off when the “singer” laid her favorite Jamie Dodgers cookies to rest and took up dancing. I can see the similarities there, the graceful movement of popping a cookie into your open, awaiting mouth to the graceful movements of a limber arabesque.
According to her hair stylist Terry Longden, “There was never just one packet in her dressing room- they left a case. Nobody was allowed to touch them. We knew better than to come between her and her Jammie dodgers. I pinched one and she chased me down the tour bus.” I wonder… after that comment, is she still the singer’s stylist?
Terry went on to say that Osbourne went on the diet after being taunted about her figure. “She’s irritated when people label her as fat. They see chubby cheeks first and assume they are fat all over.”
I understand the predicament Kelly must be in, however, I think we may need a good fat person role model,
Kirstie Alley just isn’t doing it for me