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WickedHo · March 26th, 2006, 02:47 PM

Each time you masturbate, an angel cries.

"They want to make masturbation a crime." Wow. Can you imagine all the glorious peaceful protests that would pop up all over the country? Even better, imagine 100,000 people gathered in Washington, D.C. for a good old-fashioned Jerk Off! And for you ladies, a good old-fashioned Rub Out!

Jergen's and Wet Naps would make a killing!

March 26th, 2006, 02:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
WickedHo Hit By Ban Bus! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 9,257	Re: Religious right says masturbation will destroy western civilization Each time you masturbate, an angel cries. "They want to make masturbation a crime." Wow. Can you imagine all the glorious peaceful protests that would pop up all over the country? Even better, imagine 100,000 people gathered in Washington, D.C. for a good old-fashioned Jerk Off! And for you ladies, a good old-fashioned Rub Out! Jergen's and Wet Naps would make a killing!