[AgentOrange]

Micheal Douglas silly remarks were made purely out of jealousy. He doesn't have the most beautiful woman in Hollywood anymore, and he can't stand it! Those remarks were really rich coming from a recovering 'sex addict', who jilted his own wife, for that barracuda, Zeta Jones.

Meanwhile, Pitt is looking the worst for wear. He's started smoking and drinking heavily again, and appearing in public with his handsome face both bruised and swollen. Although let's give "Girl interrupted" the benifit of the doubt. Perhaps his appearance was the result of a particularly wild SM session, with his 7 months pregnant sex fiend girl friend. Guess who wears the ball gag in that relationship? Still, it's not as risky as piloting your own plane. There's a good woman behind every successful man, so homelss bum might well be Pitt's future. He should'a stuck with Anniston.