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buttmunch · March 17th, 2006, 10:13 AM

[quote]I'm am convinced that he is no longer the Tom Cruise I knew and loved from his glory days in the 80's. No, the evil alien spirits that lived inside of him have taken over and pushed Tom's spirit out. Tom's spirit is now floating about desperate to find Whoopie Goldburg and have her tell the world what really happened to him. Whoopie must find and convince Katie that it is not him and have a long sexy make-out session w/ her.[/QUOTE]

Two things here: that last bit is funny as hell and HOW MANY DRUGS WERE YOU ON 20 years ago? Tom Cruise has never been hot or great or anything other than a large-nosed twat with an incredibly fake smile. NOW STOP IT! But don't stop making me laugh.

March 17th, 2006, 10:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
buttmunch Friend of Gossip Rocks! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Uranus Posts: 29,573	Re: Tom Cruise gets re-run of South Park scientology episode pulled from Comedy Central [quote]I'm am convinced that he is no longer the Tom Cruise I knew and loved from his glory days in the 80's. No, the evil alien spirits that lived inside of him have taken over and pushed Tom's spirit out. Tom's spirit is now floating about desperate to find Whoopie Goldburg and have her tell the world what really happened to him. Whoopie must find and convince Katie that it is not him and have a long sexy make-out session w/ her.[/QUOTE] Two things here: that last bit is funny as hell and HOW MANY DRUGS WERE YOU ON 20 years ago? Tom Cruise has never been hot or great or anything other than a large-nosed twat with an incredibly fake smile. NOW STOP IT! But don't stop making me laugh. __________________ 'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin