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Lobelia · March 14th, 2006, 05:17 PM

She IS pregnant, mooms, & the baby will be the L. Ron The Sequel, Messiah of Scientology. He will save us all from the 3 dreaded D's, depression, drugs & dyslexia. He will free us from thetans, audit all our thoughts, e-meter our emotions, and provide all the in-closet homosexuals with discreet booty & beards. All will be joyous and gay.

March 14th, 2006, 05:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lobelia Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Southern US Posts: 14,548	Re: Life & Style, Standing By Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Split: Update! She IS pregnant, mooms, & the baby will be the L. Ron The Sequel, Messiah of Scientology. He will save us all from the 3 dreaded D's, depression, drugs & dyslexia. He will free us from thetans, audit all our thoughts, e-meter our emotions, and provide all the in-closet homosexuals with discreet booty & beards. All will be joyous and gay.