Apparently I don't put on make-up in the right order.
I don't even know how to put on foundation, so I don't use it. I start with eyeshadow, then eyeliner, then mascara, then blush if I need it. I do powder last b/c it covers up any little mistakes and tones down the blush if it's too much. Comb the brows, slick on some lipgloss and I'm done. Whole thing takes about 5 minutes.