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Old May 25th, 2009, 10:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Red face Johnny Depp wants a belly, but Chris Martin couldn't possibly write music as a fatty

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Johnny Depp has revealed he wants to get a huge stomach as gets older.

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Johnny Depp wants a "beer belly".

The 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star - who first appeared on the big screen around 25 years ago in horror classic 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' - daydreams about eating and drinking whatever he likes when he eventually retires from movies.

He said: "I just want to become a traditional old man with a beer belly. I'd like to be sitting on the veranda of our place in France, just staring out over the lawns."

However, the 45-year-old actor seems to be one of the few celebrities desperate to expand his stomach.

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin recently admitted he lives in fear of "Belly Day".

He said: "I feel like you've got to write as many songs as you can between the ages of 28 and 33 because those are your last few years before you get a belly.

"I couldn't possibly write a hit record when I've got a beer belly, so we're just going to try to write as many songs as possible before that D-Day, or B-Day it should be - for Belly Day!"

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Johnny Depp's fat ambition | Sympatico / MSN CelebEdge
LOL at Depp

Martin: shut UP you whining jackass
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