From now on instead of using "creationism" I am just going to substitute and use the word "cretinism". I would love to live there and invite them in..locking the door and then going on a rant about how all I do all day is practice voodoo, witchcraft, and worshipping the devil..pull out a few pentagrams..voodoo dolls, etc..and scare the living shit out of them!