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Old March 7th, 2006, 05:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Diane Keaton still loves Jack Nicholson

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Oscar winner Diane Keaton went on "Oprah" the other day and confessed she's still in love with former flame Jack Nicholson. "He's the man I love. But he doesn't feel that way about me," Keaton stuttered. Asked for comment backstage at the Oscars by Oprah sidekick *Gayle King, Nicholson responded: "Just like me, everybody loves Diane Keaton." Asked what he could say to make Keaton feel better, Nicholson quipped, "Invest more in heavy sexual acts. Not too distorted, but at least interesting in nature." Huh?

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Despite him being a dirty pig, I love Jack and I adore Diane Keaton...and she'd probaby be able to keep him somewhat in line. Or at least have a lot of fun.
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