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Originally Posted by Lobelia
Ooh, how Interesting....... Tell more.
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Alrighty. One half of my family lives in Tangipahoa parish, one town over from Kentwood. All this tittle tattle comes from my aunts and uncles. This family has always been semi-notorious locally because Daddy Spears was a huge lush for many years. Locals say it's because Momma Spears was a raving nagging pushy bitch and he drank because of her. They never had a pot to piss in or much of a window to throw it out of because of her raiding the family finances to sent lil' Britney to as many child performing schools as she could, not that Drunken Daddy could keep much of a job anyway.
Momma is reputed to be a sleazy bitch and wore clothing too tight, too short and too revealing most of her adult life in Kentwood, causing everyone to speculate that where's there is slutty smoke there's a raging punani. Also she's been an overbearing stage momma for years, pissing off many in the area by her insistence that Britney was more talented than a cross between Elvis Presley and the Beatles times Zsa Zsa Gabor. She frequently left her son and little Jamie Lynn alone with Drunken Daddy to take Britney to NYC and other places.
In a greatly ironic occurance the Spears family had to file for bankrupcy a mere short few months
before Britney hit mega gold with "Hit Me Baby One More Time" The papers were filed at the Tangipahoa parish courthouse in Amite, Louisiana, part of the public record. Their assets listed consisted of very little, one junky old Ford with 10K still owed on it IIRC and some small equity in their one step up from trailer fabulous tiny ranch style house plus furnishings.
They are considered such assholes in the area that when the local tourism board posted a huge billboard with a seductive picture of Britney on it by the side of the interstate some wag promptly changed the logo on it via spray paint from "Britney Spears - Pride of Louisiana" to the more fitting "Britney Spears - Ride of Louisiana"