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Old February 23rd, 2006, 01:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Britney Spears - pregnant and... single?

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We are not her gynecologist.

We have not stared into the Federhole, and we don't want to later give her a Fuller-esque miscarriage.

So, we will not say this as 100% fact.

HOWEVER, we have it on very good authority and we have heard from multiple sources that down on her Lucky in love star Britney Spears is pregnant again, PerezHilton.com has learned exclusively.

Britney may be simple, but she ain't dumb as shit. She was already sperminated once by K-Fag, so she might as well get another demon spawn in her before she dumps him, which we've heard has already happened!

Yes, several sources tell PerezHilton.com that a pregnant Britney has kicked Kevin (for the last time) to the curb. Amen!

Brit is currently staying at the Four Seasons Maui with her mom and little Tater Tot.

The normally skin-friendly Spears, who just a month or so ago was wearing belly-baring t-shirts, has been frolicking on the beach in Maui in a (black, which is usually slimming) one-piece bathing suit, looking decidedly larger in the midsection.

And, it was apparent to everyone at Will & Grace, an on-set mole tells us, that Britney is preggers, especially the costume department.
Though her publicist recently denied claims that Spears is pregnant, it will be hard to hide the truth much longer.

Just last week, Britney was rushed to the hospital for "stomach cramps," something not uncommon amongst pregnant women.
Spears also suffered complications during her first pregnancy, having to be rushed to the hospital whilst vacationing at her home in Destin, Florida.

Also, earlier this month, one of the celebrity weeklies reported that Spears was pregnant again, stunning shoppers at a Malibu store by rubbing her tummy and announcing, "That's right, number two!" Plus, a friend of Brit's told the tab, In Touch, that "Britney is definitely pregnant again."

Perez was at the same Kanye West/Verizon Wireless Grammy party that Spears and Federline were at, and our spies that were near the singer tells us that she was not drinking alcohol that evening, the norm for expectant mothers.

Britney and Tater Tot will be setting up camp in Hawaii for a while. A source close to the songstress tells us that Spears is looking to rent an apartment in Hawaii, where we wants to record her new album.

Wonder if the new baby will put a crimp on any touring plans?

Congrats Britney! Congrats on dumping K-Fed! And, yeah, the baby is happy news too.
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