Miley Cyrus - she's just got her driving license and she'll probably wrap her new car around a tree whilst drunkenly trying to take cooch shots on her mobile to send to whichever young male is the teen media hottie of 2009.
I'm a bit 50/50 about whether to leave Amy Winehouse on or take her off my yearly deadpool. She's a like a crack-ho duracell bunny.
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