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Old October 8th, 2005, 01:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah, I don't get a lesbo vibe from her -- she's too much of a cunt. I suspect real lesbians are kinder and more interesting people in general.

I'm rambling when all I really mean to say is I HATE STAR. Star? Nice name. Fuck anyone named Star. I bet she's really Stella Jones.
Omigod, gag me for knowing this...isn't her full (first) name Starlette? ugh. even worse.

I think she still has no earthly idea that Al likes sausage. Isn't she super religious? Somehow she seems much too uptight to even consider a union of convience.

I predict she pops one out soon and before the kid is 5 she comes across Big Gay Al's Mandate subscription, she files for divorce under "fraud", and then takes him for every lil penny he's worth...she can do that ya know, she's a lawyer
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