^Pitt left Aniston for Jolie. But that isn't why I don't like St. Vagina. I don't like her pride. I don't believe her. Her narcissism is out of control.
Aniston doesn't court the media, and to equate her with Paris Hilton is mind-boggling. If Sheryl Crow, Ellen Degeneres and Tina Fey are your pals, then I'd say you're a good egg.
