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Old February 10th, 2006, 01:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Joan Rivers on The Shopping Channel.. lizard faced morbid fascination

I admit it.. if I'm up at 3 am on a saturday, just getting home from a club or friends house for some reason I find her stupid show fascinating.

Everything she has on that show (tacky grandma jewelry made out of plastic) is apparently "Gorgeous" or "Fabulous" to her, she's always going on and extolling the virtues of rhinite or the thermofused plastic they use to make the stuff, and always sounds like such a charicature with the oo's and ahhh's and 'you MUST have this!'

Not only that, but I notice that they NEVER EVER do a closeup on her. Ever. Her vapidly smiling co-host gets plenty, but they keep away from joan like she had the plague. I keep watching just to see if they slip up, and I can count the surgery scars on her mug

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