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"It was a most unfortunate and regrettable accident, but we are glad
that the visitor involved was able to leave the museum unharmed,"
museum director Duncan Robinson said.
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"However, now that the inconsiderate klutz is
off museum property,"
continued Robinson, "anything that might happen to him -- a drive-by
shooting, a shove down a sewer, a potted plant from the fifth floor --
is fair game. That area around #18 Kensington Station apartments is rough..."
Robinson polished his glasses innocently as an evil grin curled around
the corners of his mouth.