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Originally Posted by Algernon
Yep. Of course being a mommmmeeeeee has changed her...her baby is what, 4 months old?? Jesus, the little brat isn't even crawling around knocking shit over yet! When being a mother actually becomes WORK, she will be forced out of lalaland. I know newborns can be hard, I've been through 2 of them, but there is also a very simple euphoria involved. She ain't seen nothing yet. And when this darling creation becomes a real person, Nicole will still be a vapid bitch and go right back to using. The distraction is short lived. Eventually the new toy will grow up, won't be a doll to dress up and coo over anymore, and life will still be the same for Nicole as it was before.
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Wait. Parenting a tiny infant isn't hard work?
But all the "don't become a teenage mum because you'll fuck up your life with a screaming pooey baby!" sex ed classes in high school told me I'll never get any sleep, rest or fun ever again, from the moment I procreate.
