from Dlisted.
Did You Feel The Earth Shaking This Morning?
No, it's wasn't
Greasy Bear farting. It was
Saint Angelina's precious angels entering the mortal world out of her holy vagina. Well, maybe. Yes, we're doing this shit again.
Closer Magazine in France reports that St. Angie went into labor Tuesday Monday night and popped out the twin chosen ones this morning. This has not been confirmed and I called
Maddox for the juice, but the line was busy. He's on the other line with
Jenny Aniston and singing to her, "
My mommy has 6 babies and you have 0. Mommy - 6. You - 0. Mommy wins! Ehehehehehe!" That's how Maddox laughs. Ehehehehehehe!