Pull out the Kleenex and KY, because a
Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! It's what your genitals have been waiting for.
TMZ has a "
tiny" clip of
Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
I need to see this now, just so I know what Mini-Me is working with. I bet he has taquito dick with extra cheese. I mean, does it even reach?!
They better call this shit "
Mini-In-Me" or I'm going to be pissed!
Click here to watch the "
short" clip and try not to bust a nut all over your keyboard.
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