Hahaha! Jen's an opportunistic bitch who constantly bedded her co-stars and kept trading up until she landed Affleck. She knew that was probably as big a movie star as she could land, so she got pregnant and trapped him into marriage.
Affleck's an idiot whose heart will always belong to gambling, booze and strippers. There's a reason he always looks bored and sullen in these "family" pics: you can't turn a frat boy pussyhound into a family man just by having his baby and flashing your dimples.
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