[MrsDark]

In our local paper you see pageant pics all the time. They're like crack to some parents...viewing them in the paper and having your kid be in one. There's pageants and shit for everything under the sun here in my neck of the woods. For both sexes and from birth on. It's creepy seeing an 18 month old wearing makeup and a humongous crown that probably weighs more than its head. You know you can get "hair" woven into your baby's little fuzz to make them more attractive? Nothing like the South, I tell ya... The people who make those baby heels from that other thread should come here to market them.