According to
Now Magazine, "
American socialite"
Phoebe Price is dating
Russell Brand. A witness saw the two on a romantic date in Los Angeles last week. The magazine goes on to say that "
32-year-old" Phoebe has been trying to get with 32-year-old Russell since he's arrived in L.A.
American socialite?! That title belongs to low-rent hags like
Parasite Hilton! PP is an international superstar sensation!
You know she made one of her friends put on a brown mop and say "
Blimey! I'm Russell Brand!" a lot. Seriously though, PP is too good for Russell Brand! He'll only break her lil' chicken cutlet heart. Then she'll have to hold a press conference and announce that she's suing him if he doesn't take her back. Nothing good can come out of this union!
I figured Russell only likes fish. I would've never guessed that he likes chicken cutlets too.
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