Ali Lohan: "HoHan Is Not A Carpet Muncher!"
White Oprah and her 35-year-old daughter,
Ali Lohan, are making the rounds whoring out their new reality show.
Extra asked Ali and White Oprah about the rumors that
HoHan is bumping vagina lips with
Samantha Ronson.
Ali said, “
They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It's pathetic what people say." Lezzzz be friends. Best friends with benefits! Friends who happen to eat each other's coochie cats. You get the picture.
White Oprah responded, “
It’s so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really hurts, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.” A thick skin thanks to layers and layers of fake tanning grease!
Denials! You can't deny the heat between Ronson and HoHan. That's from some weird STD, but there's still heat between them!
Click here to see the video. Below is HoHan in some cokahontas boots with a female friend that is not Samantha Ronson. Lesbo fight! They'll 69 and make-up later.
Ali Lohan: "HoHan Is Not A Carpet Muncher!" | Dlisted