I'll admit it. Her DKNY jeans (I hope it's her not another DKNY), do AMAZING things with pancake asses. Her jeans do to my ass what Wonderbras do to my boobs. Her jeans give the illusion that you can bounce a quarter off my ass cheeks, hell even give me ass cheeks. Therefore, she can do no wrong (though the outfit is TOTALLY hideous).
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