2. What hyper-quirky stage actor (who's also known for movies and TV) does lots of coke and has sex in club bathrooms when the boyfriend's at home? What gay doesn't?
Nathan Lane
4. What current anchor is said to have been lesbian lovers with that unhinged late anchor, according to ancient legend?
Katie Couric w/ Bawbwa Walters (seen The View? she's nuts.)
5. Which drag queen claims to be rehabilitated, but she ain't in any way, shape, or form, honey?
RuPaul (been in news lately...dressed as man.)
6. Which female rocker best known from the '70s and '80s recently got so plowed she blew chunks all over a nightclub? Want to buy the puke on eBay?
Blondie (don't think JJett was around in the 70s as a rocker...wasn't she only 80s?)
7. Which star who went from Hollywood hotshot to joke to rebounding talent has an impressively large member to go with his award? (Glad it's not four and a half inches—I am the type who suffers from some tiny little prick.)
Tom Cruise (wears lifts, always getting some sort of CoS award)
8. What longtime r&b singer was spotted in Harlem, where she told a fan who accosted her: "If you ain't the crack man, don't come near me!"? Why did he keep coming near her?
Diana Ross (been around long time...always appears high)
11. Which legendary actor's bisexual father is murmured to have died of AIDS, not of "cancer," as the family officially reported?
IDK, but sounds juicy. Dunno recents deaths tho.
14. What famous grandson is so delightfully kinky he recently lodged M&Ms up his butt, turning his hole into a veritable McFlurry of sexual delight? (Alas, they melted before they could be of any use.)
Greasy Bear
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