Angelina Jolie is also both mega-powered and poop-proof. It's known she's dated women in the past, but now she's in a commitment with Brad Pitt. If it was discovered she is fooling around outside their relationship, the whole "Saint Angelina" veneer would fall apart.
Also, the " I mean, why not, more straights than fruits get married, right? Oh, but could that just be because it’s only legal for you guys?" could be a reference to Brad and Angelina's statement about not getting married until everyone has the right.
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